pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

(Source: shadzu)

miya-draws:

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It’s been nearly two years since I drew anything. I guess I was hoping it would all just come back to me without practice, but it’s clear I’ve got a long way to go before I get it all back. I sketched this last night and inked it after work today, but my hands were legitimately cramping while trying to finish the lineart, and I sort of gave up.

I may finish it, I don’t know. I haven’t decided if I even like it yet.

Okay, so I’ve mentioned it here before, but I’ve got a separate Tumblr account for my art. My username is miya-draws or you can just go to miyadraws.com and it will forward you.

So my husband was snooping and found the lineart for this on my desktop about ten minutes ago. He was so excited that I’d started drawing again after years of avoiding it. I was so embarrassed, I stammered “Genderbends are fun…” and he just yells, “Kinky!” So, yeah… I was really hating on this piece, but my husband was so sweet about it. Maybe I’ll finish it later after all.

Me: I wanna do something

Anxiety:

Anxiety:

Anxiety:

Anxiety:

Anxiety:

Anxiety: No you dont

Me: But

Anxiety: No

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

whatifigetbored:

stevesbuck:

captain america | crack!vid

this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen

I didn’t think the song choices for the scenes with Bucky could get any better but then I was so very wrong

I’m literally crying. Tears of laughter are squirting from my eyeballs. Thank God I’m here at work early and no one else is around.

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)