1. Emergency Call for Puppies and Kittens

    the-vanity-of-e:

    So Friday is my last day at work.  The job pays so obscenely little that I haven’t been able to save any of my earnings.  As a result, after I pay the rent on Friday, I will have literally $16.85 to my name.

    PLEASE SEND KITTENS AND PUPPIES FOR MORE HAPPY.

    Jesus. Is there a Schweitzer Engineering Labs near you? They pay well, plus insurance (I just applied to the one in WA as a technical writer, and it’s a doable commute). It wouldn’t have to be permanent, but at least you’d have money and insurance!

    5 days ago  /  1 note  /  Source: the-vanity-of-e

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  3. *sighs* I need to start actually caring for my nails… any idea what brand/color this gorgeous shade is?

    *sighs* I need to start actually caring for my nails… any idea what brand/color this gorgeous shade is?

    (via erika-ashley)

    2 weeks ago  /  25,940 notes  /  Source: itsonbitch

  4. D’ohhh!

    I was going to post my old fanmixes here until I realized that MegaUpload had been seized and that I hadn’t bothered saving those mix files :C

    2 weeks ago  /  1 note

  5. Which Avenger Are You?


    Which Avenger Are You? Captain America / David Rogers

    Captain America / David Rogers quiz

    You are most like Captain America. You have a strong “good guy” ethic, and hate injustice of any kind. Understanding what it’s like to be pushed around helps you fight for the little guy. You are not one to give up too easily, and often get yourself into tricky situations just to prove your worth. Your high ideals and old fashioned manners set you apart from most of your peers.

    3 weeks ago  /  1 note

  6. Personality Disorder Test: According to this, the older I’ve gotten, the more normal I’ve become! Yay!

    Personality Disorder Test:

    According to this, the older I’ve gotten, the more normal I’ve become! Yay!

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  8. the-vanity-of-e: If buying a box of Peeps for 25¢ three weeks after Easter is wrong…I don’t want to be right. “Oh lawdy!”

    the-vanity-of-e:

    If buying a box of Peeps for 25¢ three weeks after Easter is wrong…I don’t want to be right.

    “Oh lawdy!”

    1 month ago  /  1 note  /  Source: the-vanity-of-e

  9. poupart: If you wish to fart away your time doing useless images, turn to page MY LIFE If you wish to do something worthwhile, turn to page WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS “WORTHWHILE” CONCEPT [also, here is an example one of the tough choices the book throws at you on every page]   This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

    poupart:

    If you wish to fart away your time doing useless images, turn to page MY LIFE

    If you wish to do something worthwhile, turn to page WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS “WORTHWHILE” CONCEPT

    [also, here is an example one of the tough choices the book throws at you on every page]

     

    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

    (via fuckyeah-masseffect)

    1 month ago  /  606 notes  /  Source: poupart

  10. Because Pottermore just opened to the public →

    scott-tape:

    deducethiscumbercunt:

    moriartyistheworstkidsshowhost:

    kovaniy:

    radiolocked:

    forevvy:

    7266:

    okay—idiotas:

    I’d like to bring this back. My friend and I want to see if there’s any sort of relationship between Hogwarts houses and personality types (we’re using Myers-Briggs for this).

    If you’d like to participate, just reblog or reply to this post (or message me) with your House and type.

    For houses- if you were sorted on Pottermore, I’d prefer if you used that result. If you aren’t on Pottermore, or really really don’t think that test matched you with the right house, just put the house you feel you fit in best with.

    For Myers-Briggs types- if you don’t already know your Myers-Briggs type, this site is really helpful in determining which of the sixteen types best fits you. It isn’t a personality quiz, it just has information about the different elements that make up the types.

    Thanks so much!

    (Note- this is for our own personal nerdly enjoyment, not for Official Science or anything. When we put the data in the spreadsheet, we do not enter your username or any other identifying information- just the house and type.)

    gryffindor, entp

    slytherin, intp

    Gryffindor, istp

    ravenclaw, infp

    Slytherin, INTP

    Slytherin ENFP

    Hufflepuff ISFJ

    Hufflepuff, ISFJ

    1 month ago  /  5,245 notes  /  Source: okay--idiotas